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人物：  煮妇A、煮妇B、众乘客甲乙丙丁

时间：  傍晚6时许

场所：  新加坡的一辆宁静的空调公共巴士里

• 公共巴士里虽挤满了乘客但仍宁静非凡。
• 众人都在繁忙于回家的路上，有人阅读报纸，有人熟读公文，有人听耳机，有人玩手机，有人打盹，有人发呆。
• 只见煮妇A遇见了相熟的煮妇B并开始闲聊了起来。

煮妇A:（兴奋得视乎忽略了巴士里的宁静并放高声量地说）喂！这么巧啊？我正赶着回家去，7点做《爱》咧！

煮妇B:（同样放高声量地回复）噢！对哦！7点做《爱》咧 ！我也要快一点回家去咯！

• 众乘客甲乙丙丁顿时不约而同地把头转向煮妇们的方向并给予异样的眼光，有人赫然，有人戳然，有人悚然。

藉着“农人影团”和CVCGo的福音相声短片祝您新年蒙恩又蒙福！

去旧迎新

Happy Birthday Jesus! Merry Christmas!

Happy Birthday to You!

Happy Birthday to You!

Happy Birthday to Jesus!

Happy Birthday to You!

Lord Jesus Christ had already made over 2010 Birthday Wishes & 1 of His Birthday Wishes is hoping that we will always remember that He was born on this day just for you & me. ;)

And it is this day of every year that I receive the Greatest Christmas Gift ever... Have you received your Greatest Christmas Gift yet? What do you think is wrapped inside the beautiful box of the Greatest Christmas Gift? Open up your heart to Jesus & you shall receive it. ;)

What not to do with a blessed testimony production...

If an organization offers me a favor & blessed me with an all costs absorbed production to help me record my testimony, should I take advantage of it & fix a sales price for this end product of my testimony & then make money out of it?

I think my testimony is a gift from God & it should be PRICELESS. I should be thankful & credit the parties involved in making such recordings come true. If I really think my testimony would be helpful to the others, then I shouldn't add a price tag to it but to distribute it freely instead. But of course, it'd be to the individual's discretion if any love offering is offered though. We must always have faith in God in whatever ministry works that we're serving in. Jehovah Jireh! Please read (John 2:13-22).

Kay Foong supports Luwei?... Kay Foong supports ORTV?... Kay Foong supports Oops! Asia?... Kay Foong supports etc & etc...?

No! I'm merely just an incapable individual. Who am I & what am I to say that "I support them"? They all can still do well WITHOUT my supports. I should humble down & say: "Thanks Luwei for helping me grow... Thanks ORTV for letting me serve... Thanks Oops! Asia for letting me collaborate... Most of all, thanks God for everything!"

And it's really very irresponsible to start off "supporting" a ministry project & then pull out half way into the project by giving some crappy self-centered reasons & then go about trying to influence others involved in the project to abandon the same project as well. What kind of ministry worker is this? Would a true God's servant trash God's ministry projects? What can one gain from doing so? Is it for vengeance? Please read (Matthew 5:39) & (Matthew 18:21-23).

We're fighting a spiritual battle here, the more gospel warriors the better, it shouldn't just be a solo hero's act. I simply cannot understand why other's voluntary participations to HELP & to SERVE TOGETHER would threaten an individual till he/she has to pull out from the "battle"... We're not doing things for our own glory, all glory should be to God, ok?

Moreover, most of us are volunteering our services & we're NOT PAID! Even if I think many of us are even more professional and should even more "deserve" to be paid instead. So don't go around boasting about your contributions & that you deserve this and deserve that & blah blah blah... It was a blessing to you, not that you "deserve" it! Please wake up your consciences, correct your attitude & always be thankful if you wanna continue to serve in God's ministry works!

做事情凡事都应该虚心向学，要自量，按部就班，不要还没学会走就想学飞啊！这种妄想一步登天的态度是要不得的！

Sorry that I sounded harsh, but some people are simply too arrogant to see their own problems & the damages they've done & yet still go about instilling bad influences upon others. Most Christians are simply too kind to tell such people off about their problems & so they'll just keep quiet & continue to treat them nicely. But I think keeping quiet & continue to treat such a person nicely will only pamper them & further spoiling them instead, so I think such people must be told off somehow before things get way out of hand. And I'm trying to be nice here by not mentioning names, but hopefully the person whom I'm directing at knows that I'm referring to him/her.

To the person whom I'm referring this message to, I've seen your works and I think you have a lot of brushing up to work on your skills. It doesn't matter if you lack experiences, but if you are really sincere & passionate about Performance Art, please do read up more related materials, attend more workshops / courses & watch more professional productions as references.

想当演员？那就真看，真听，真思考。
想当导演？那就多看，多听，多思考。

What on earth is this???

I recently saw 3 of this creature in a fish tank on display in a soft toy catching machine shop in Narita, Japan... They seem like a cross breed between lizard & fish, also reminds me of tadpoles, but then it's way much bigger than tadpoles & kinda seem like a failed product of some bio-science experiment... They're alive & I witnessed them breathe & swim inside the fish tank. Can anybody tell me what kinda creature exactly is this? I'm very curious...

To hell with your nuclear weapons & technology!

OK, you possess strong development of nuclear weapons & technology, so what? Do you intend to declare "End of the World" or "Judgement Day" with it? Anyway, that doesn't give you the right to kill the innocents & then boast about your barbaric actions & misused power! In case your crazy mind fooled you into thinking that you're the only one who can build nuclear weapons, I must remind you that all the other big brothers also have technologies advanced enough to do so, ok? And if you must start another war with such massive destruction, you'd better consider about the possible consequence of getting yourself wiped out entirely, ok? And I must remind you that you do not own the world no matter what kind of idiotically inhumane nuclear weapons you possess and you certainly do not own any innocents' lives for you to take them away whenever you like! You've already committed an act of man-slaughtering, you bloody devil! You killed lives, burnt homes and didn't dare to admit your mistake but kept pointing fingers & blaming others for it, you chicken shit! This isn't child's play, so please grow up & take responsibilities of your mistakes!

What's good in all these for you? Do you think that makes you feel more superior & that's why you are taking pride in killing the innocents? I'm frankly telling you that YOU ARE WRONG!!! You should be ashamed of yourself! Your actions & attitude will only make you more Hitler-like & earn yourself despises from the whole wide world. And if you do not repent, apologize & stop all your nuclear bullshit soon, I'm pretty sure that you & all your nuclear weapons & technology are going to HELL! And by then, I'd be extremely hysterical looking down at you from up above, laughing at how you strive to be superior by slaughtering the innocents but then ended up pit's bottom-ly inferior, you little mingy bastard. So, to hell with your nuclear weapons & technology!

3 Statues I'd be interested to visit...

WARNING & REMINDER to self: If 1 day I do visit any of these statues, make sure I only visit them with the same attitude/mindset just like how I visited the Merlion Statue in Singapore's Sentosa Island or even the Statue of Liberty in New York, USA (though I've yet been to the Statue of Liberty)... They're all merely tourist attractions, I should never ever pray to any of these statues or I'll be breaching Commandment Number 2...

Commandment Number 2:

"You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments."

Exodus 20:4-6

1. Christ the Redeemer (statue)

The statue is 39.6 metres (130 ft) tall, including its 9.5 meter (31 feet) pedestal, and 30 metres (98 ft) wide. It weighs 635 tonnes (700 short tons), and is located at the peak of the 700-metre (2,300 ft) Corcovado mountain in the Tijuca Forest National Park overlooking the city. It is one of the tallest of its kind in the world (The statue of Cristo de la Concordia in Cochabamba, Bolivia, is slightly taller). A symbol of Christianity, the statue has become an icon of Rio and Brazil. It is made of reinforced concrete and soapstone, and was constructed between 1922 and 1931.

World Famous "Christ the Redeemer" statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

2. Cristo de la Concordia

The statue is 34.20 metres (112.2 ft) tall, on a pedestal of 6.24 metres (20.5 ft), bringing its total height to 40.44 metres (132.7 ft). The statue is slightly larger than Christ the King in Świebodzin (if the 2 metres (6.6 ft) high crown of Christ the King is not counted) and Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, making it the largest statue of Jesus Christ in the world. It is also the largest statue of any kind in the Southern Hemisphere. Construction of the statue began on 12 July 1987, and was completed 20 November 1994.

"Cristo de la Concordia" statue on San Pedro Hill, Cochabamba, Bolivia

3. Christ the King (statue)

Latest attraction, completed on 6 November 2010. The statue is 33 metres (108 ft) tall, the crown is 2 metres (6.6 ft) tall. It weighs 440 tonnes. It was built on a 16 metre embankment of stones and rubble. Christ the King has a height of 33 metres, symbolising a traditional belief that Jesus' age at his death was 33. The Crown of the temple is 3.5 metres in diameter and 2 m in height, and the whole is gilded. The head is 4.5 m tall and weighs 15 tons. Each hand is 6 m in length and the distance between the ends of the fingers is 24 metres. It is composed of plaster and fibreglass.

"Christ the King" statue in Świebodzin, Poland

Anyway, the "Christ the Redeemer (statue)" was proposed by Catholic priest Pedro Maria Boss and the "Christ the King (statue)" project was conceived and led by Rev. Sylwester Zawadzki, a retired Polish Roman Catholic priest... (I couldn't help but wonder what's Rev. Pedro Maria Boss's & Rev. Sylwester Zawadzki's understanding from Exodus 20:4-6, I'd be really interested to hear their definition for these 3 verses...)

The Spirit of Australia...

Destroyed: One of the engine of the Qantas A380 appeared to have exploded. The pilot, who was flying the plane to Sydney, was forced to make an emergency landing in Singapore

4Nov2010 Australian Qantas Airbus 380 heading from London to Sydney, carrying 466 passengers made an emergency landing at Singapore Changi Airport due to an explosion of 1 of its Rolls-Royce Engine... Debris from the engine fell all over Indonesian Batam Island, ripping walls...

Hole in the wall: The 6ft gash the wall of a family home caused by debris from the Qantas A380

5Nov2010 Australian Qantas Boeing 747-400 heading from Singapore to Sydney, carrying 412 passengers, 3 pilots and 16 cabin crew made an emergency u-turn back to Singapore Changi Airport because 1 of its Rolls-Royce Engine went into flames...

Engineers inspect the port engine of a Qantas Boeing 747, flight QF6, at Singapore's Changi airport

"A third Qantas aircraft make a priority landing at London’s Heathrow airport on Nov 5. The pilot had received a warning that there may be a problem with the hydraulic fuel system, Simon Rushton, a spokesman for Sydney-based Qantas, said by phone today. After landing, it was discovered the system was working normally, he said."

Quoted from a Bloomberg Report

Qantas 747 Jet Suffers Engine Flameout a Day After A380 Blowout

By Sarah McDonald - Nov 7, 2010 9:20 AM GMT+0800

A380 is a very new aircraft model and B747 is a relatively much older aircraft model. These 2 incidences doesn't seem to be the fault of Airbus nor Boeing, and it's hard to believe they're just sheer coincidental incidences... Both involves Qantas(Destination: Sydney) & Rolls-Royce Engine, and both happened just a day apart... What is it telling us?

Investigations are going on, and hopefully the results of the investigations will be made known to the world when they're concluded... But for now, I can't help but be skeptical over whether if it was Rolls-Royce Engine's flaws to be blamed? Or was it that Qantas engineers/technicians hadn't been diligent & thorough with their aircraft service checks & maintenance? Or could it have been an act of sabotage? Whatever it was, nobody would have expected a 2nd "Qantas Engine Problem Scare" to happen again in just a day's difference. No doubt nobody was hurt in these 2 incidences, but it is still plunging faiths in their flight safety, and I'd say no Qantas flying for me for a long time...

Upset Passengers from Qantas flight QF6 on a Boeing 747-400 passenger plane make their way out of Changi International Airport's terminal after their aircraft returned to Singapore's airport shortly after take off

"THREE mid-air emergencies in as many days have left more than 1200 Qantas passengers stranded, thousands more affected by flight delays and cancellations, and the airline's boss defending its increasingly shaky safety record.

The pilots union has accused all airlines of lowering safety, maintenance and training standards and said safety incidents were occurring more frequently, placing additional pressure on staff.

But Qantas chief executive Alan Joyce yesterday defended the company's safety record and maintenance practices and ruled out sabotage as the cause of two of the emergencies, both of which involved engine failures just minutes after flights carrying a total of more than 800 passengers left Singapore."

Quoted from a The Sydney Morning Herald Report

Qantas party crashed

Ruth Williams and Rachel Brown

November 7, 2010

After a horrendous 48 hours for Qantas with two engine failures, the national carrier celebrated its 90th anniversary on Saturday 6Nov2010 with the help of brand ambassador John Travolta

P.S. I miss you, Grandma...

我最亲爱的张锦桃婆婆：

这两天虽然没做很多事，但却觉得非常的累，也没能睡好。每天睡醒的心情都沉重得很。洗脸之后，第一件事就是想看看您睡得好不好。今天，我特别的想您，我有好多话想跟您说，我见到每个人都说声早安，但见到您静静地躺在那里，我却什么也说不出，只顾回忆童年时您是何等的爱我和照顾我，不自觉的双眼就开始朦胧了起来，脸颊也都湿了，鼻孔也因突然涌出的鼻水被堵塞着而呼吸困难。婆婆，我好想您，我真的真的好想您。我很想跟您说说话，就只闲聊而已，但也许这个要求对安息着的您来说是太过份了吧？ 

真不好意思，我边写边哭，所以花了很长的时间来写这封信给您，让您久等了。不过就算写完了信，也不知道应该寄到哪里去，因为没有人能够告诉我您的新住址，所以我想我只能把信放在您身边好了。

您知道吗？来临的星期五是屠妖节，这一区的印度家户一到晚上就会放烟花提早庆祝，而且他们喜欢放一些像“响天雷”那一类巨响无比的烟炮，就在您开始安息的第一个晚上，我因实在忍受不了隔几间的印度家户放那些巨响的烟炮放个不停而去跟他们理论，请他们不要太吵闹，免得打扰您安息。他们虽然有点不高兴，但还好也始终停了下来，并改换放一些比较安静的烟花，那样可好多了。

大舅的家人说，门外这几天前来了两头野狗，可恶的是，它们在您安息的这两天里一直不停地跑来我们在屋外搭起的铁篷下胡乱大小便和交配，再惹得邻居的狗吠个不停，真气人。还好，对面的回教堂似乎也忍受不了而叫捉野狗的人今天早上来把它们给捉走了。

这两天来了很多亲戚和远亲来看您，我也很久没见他们了，和他们叙旧时，很多时候都会提到您是多么好的一个人，心肠很好，很为别人着想，在医院临终前还不时在懵懂中要四姨记得多奖赏10块钱给照顾您的佣人，Sil，您真伟大。婆婆，我会永远记得我小的时候您是如何的爱我和照顾我，我会记得您要拉我去冲凉我却任性得要拿石头打您，我会记得您在雅达屋的水井旁如何细心地帮我洗澡，我会记得您叫我要珍惜碗碟里的每一颗米饭，我会记得您教我要多做善事，要乐于助人，我会记得许许多多和您一起的点点滴滴。我会永远想念您煮的饭菜，尤其想念您特别为我煮的多汁咕咾肉。您永远是我最棒的婆婆。

 非常爱您的乖孙，

勤仔字

2010年11月1日